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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 01:44

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

What smell will you never forget?

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Why do guys look up TikTok girls instead of porn? My boyfriend of two years, looks up big boobs on TikTok. He has never once cheated on me, not on social media or IRL. He claims it’s to “get off real quick if I’m not home.”

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

Can it be true that people know your name, not your story, they’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through, so take their opinions of you with a grain of salt?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

NASA KSC Workforce Transformation (Layoff) Update - NASA Watch

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

Could some kind lady post me a photo of her hairy spread pussy? It has become extremely difficult to find new amateur photos and I would be infinitely grateful.

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?